In other news, I have started saying 'totes' all the time. Totes, for those who don't know, it what you say when you mean 'totally,' but only if you are super fucking cool. Totes cool.
Google Images thinks this is 'totes cool.'
I have to stop saying it because I keep having ideas like, "get a tote bag and stencil TOTES on the side" (because it totes totes). If you want one of these bags, let me know.
Also I want to buy a smartphone, but have no idea about what to buy or why to buy it so if anyone has any bright ideas or insider info I'd really appreciate it.
Also I want to plant a hothouse garden and fill it with bees.
In other other news, I have been writing some fiction over at Swonderful's blog (Part 2 is at the top, scroll down for Part 1). If you like that kind of thing then you should go and read it. If you don't like that kind of thing then go and check out the site anyway because they have some lovely clothes, and everyone needs clothes.
Otherwise we would all be naked and, while that would answer some long-held questions about my friends and colleagues, it would be hard to ride public transport. Or play cricket*.
p.s. the 'V word' tshirt is about veganism, not any other V words which might have sprung to mind. In an attempt to find a nice picture sure to offend any vegans in the audience I googled 'serious vegan' but then I came across the New York City Vegetarian Scrabble Society, and then I came across 'Tofurky Kielbasa' (Gourmet, Meatless, Delicious!**) and thought "fuck this," and closed the window.
p.p.s. imagine the scene at the NYCVSS if your word was 'steak.' Would you wimp out and play 'steal' instead, losing yourself four points? What if it was on a double word score? What if it was the last word you needed to win, and all you could make was 'veal'?
*cricket-related: Southee is cute. Does anyone else think this?
**I don't believe you.