tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post3399605704460142014..comments2024-03-28T14:32:11.095+13:00Comments on today is my birthday!: As Eel Swims In BottomIT IS ALLYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-11175279237990173532010-08-10T23:28:09.415+12:002010-08-10T23:28:09.415+12:00Cannot stop laughing. Rapist eels, what next?Cannot stop laughing. Rapist eels, what next?Monster Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16839910278667368235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-32255913415466258562010-08-06T20:10:57.511+12:002010-08-06T20:10:57.511+12:00Andrea - Think it was hamster. Something small an...Andrea - Think it was hamster. Something small and furry, anyway. Small and furry and embarrassing to get stuck in your bottom<br /><br />Lily - Cock eel horrific thought!<br /><br />SueAnn - I know! Hard not to imagine it, eh.<br /><br />ow1 - "It was, uh, a doinal injury." I bet doctors say it all the time<br /><br />Meredith - Really? Remind me never to go there.<br /><br />Megan - Oh my God, what an awful way to go! Goes way beyond the customary draw-cock-on-face joke.<br /><br />Michelle - Yeah. I guess you just shrug and, oh well, he's halfway in now, what can I do? :/<br /><br />Rob - Same. One bit my toe once, but didn't take it any further<br /><br />Em - It really is! And funnily enough, I've vacuumed many a time and never been in danger. Or the nude.<br /><br />Chris - Ew. Poor hamster.<br /><br />bluzdude - Truly, I marvel at your butticular fortitude. It is TOO a word.<br /><br />Anon 1 - Ouch!<br /><br />Josh - WHAT? Will work on that. Second not good enough. Second place is first loser!<br /><br />Anon 2 - I KNOW RIGHTIT IS ALLYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-70704407248049591422010-08-06T17:31:54.826+12:002010-08-06T17:31:54.826+12:00ONLY THE SECOND?ONLY THE SECOND?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-39515766834938363142010-08-05T19:22:59.085+12:002010-08-05T19:22:59.085+12:00and now you are the second hit for "ally eel ...and now you are the second hit for "ally eel porn"Joshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-31606259703856382662010-08-05T12:20:57.605+12:002010-08-05T12:20:57.605+12:00It sounds dubious for sure!. I wonder how big the ...It sounds dubious for sure!. I wonder how big the eel was?? Check out number 3 on this list:<br /><br />http://listverse.com/2010/07/05/10-truly-awful-ways-to-be-killed-by-an-animal/<br /><br />Might be what MeredithDuck was referring to…Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-56340097297621725062010-08-05T11:20:59.396+12:002010-08-05T11:20:59.396+12:00I guarantee you that if an eel should ever find it...I guarantee you that if an eel should ever find its way into the back of my pants, it will be snapped in half from the shear force of cheek, before it would be able to pry itself into THAT particular fissure.bluzdudehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05991272670722362652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-90697334011713001172010-08-05T11:07:25.239+12:002010-08-05T11:07:25.239+12:00I thought Richard Gere went up the hamster's a...I thought Richard Gere went up the hamster's arse.Chris Reeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10152910879307366272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-59735154103035476502010-08-05T09:25:36.813+12:002010-08-05T09:25:36.813+12:00Mmm, my mother used to work in A&E and had man...Mmm, my mother used to work in A&E and had many men come in because they had fallen on the vacuum cleaner hose. Just fallen on it. Amazing isn't it? Like a medical miracle...Emnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-90878833528859878342010-08-05T09:02:50.378+12:002010-08-05T09:02:50.378+12:00I jumped into the creek with eels many times, as a...I jumped into the creek with eels many times, as a kid growing up on a farm.<br /><br />I can't recall any of them trying to swim up my Hersheys Highway. <br /><br />I'm sure I would remember if they had.Rob Hoskinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16781851818389502001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-33674532867748138132010-08-05T07:56:46.600+12:002010-08-05T07:56:46.600+12:00"The 43-year-old said he was horrified when h..."The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus"<br /><br />How does someone just stand by and let that happen to themselves? <br /><br />RESISTANCE IS FUTILE...Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13785768054773074895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-55943111767506891472010-08-05T04:31:13.424+12:002010-08-05T04:31:13.424+12:00Sounds fishy. (could.not.resist) There was a story...Sounds fishy. (could.not.resist) There was a story earlier this year about some dude passing out drunk in China and his "friends" thought it would be a good prank to put an eel up his bum. Um yeah. The eel ended up eating his bowel, and the guy died from internal injuries. <br />But I'm with you on the whole "oh it just swam up there all by itself" suspicion.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12302608850210625688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-50507531682660843362010-08-05T01:50:23.639+12:002010-08-05T01:50:23.639+12:00Haven't you heard about those things that will...Haven't you heard about those things that will swim up your pee/poo holes in the amazon river? True story.MeredithDuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404490283875614401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-65259470887539698682010-08-05T00:36:01.492+12:002010-08-05T00:36:01.492+12:00He totally put that eel up his ass.
Why couldn...He totally put that eel up his ass.<br /><br />Why couldn't he have used a hamster like normal people that put living things up their ass? Geeze.<br /><br />WV: Doinal - Totally sounds like something to do with eels up asses.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-23222228614641220252010-08-05T00:34:56.310+12:002010-08-05T00:34:56.310+12:00This comment has been removed by the author.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-74555701245658240952010-08-04T21:47:23.248+12:002010-08-04T21:47:23.248+12:00What the heck?? Up his bottom? I don't know!...What the heck?? Up his bottom? I don't know! But stranger things have happened.<br />All I can think of is how it probably felt. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! <br />Hugs<br />SueAnnSueannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05299288406218968621noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-14659480496027163582010-08-04T20:58:04.501+12:002010-08-04T20:58:04.501+12:00How the hell!? What type of eel was it? I used to ...How the hell!? What type of eel was it? I used to work at an aquarium and those suckers can get pretty big. I have heard of tiny fish swimming into a man's bits while in tropical rivers, in which case it would be -<br /><br />WV: coccel (cock-el) as opposed to bum eelPurpleLilynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-83213539438034705092010-08-04T20:55:24.104+12:002010-08-04T20:55:24.104+12:00It's Richard Gere and the hamster all over aga...It's Richard Gere and the hamster all over again. Or whatever animal that was.Andrea Eameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15304706719936895188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-66280198423070738592010-08-04T20:05:59.074+12:002010-08-04T20:05:59.074+12:00Goodness that's a Freudian typo! I meant it, n...Goodness that's a Freudian typo! I meant it, not I.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-73478030685644711262010-08-04T19:41:53.598+12:002010-08-04T19:41:53.598+12:00Raquel - Are you speaking from the eel's point...Raquel - Are you speaking from the eel's point of view, or was that a typo? On which point, that poor eel.IT IS ALLYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-31493755586854823602010-08-04T19:37:46.293+12:002010-08-04T19:37:46.293+12:00Yeah I'm with you on this one. Really? I just ...Yeah I'm with you on this one. Really? I just swam right on up there? Psh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com