tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post5719892815296455862..comments2024-03-28T14:32:11.095+13:00Comments on today is my birthday!: FART FART FARTY FART DAYIT IS ALLYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-78793578917929944632009-09-16T20:20:10.760+12:002009-09-16T20:20:10.760+12:00James - oh man. I would have been so embarrassed ...James - oh man. I would have been so embarrassed if it was me, and yet she was shameless.<br /><br />otherworldly - I'm pretty sure it's on purpose. Sometimes I used to fart in other people's cubicles. I'm not proud of it, but I did.<br /><br />mysterg - there was this one time when I thought someone was farting but actually it was a paraplegic who had had an accident - v embarrassing.<br /><br />Baglady - you know, I thought about this post and whether or not to post it because it was all about farts. And then I remembered your love of toilet humour and went ahead.<br /><br />Josh - EWWW FART SCIENCE. Imagine being a scientist who studied farts<br /><br />jummy tee - fair suggestion, but I might get fired :(<br /><br />Tenny - YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN<br /><br />Holly - it was so gross. So, so gross.<br /><br />Joff - remind me not to sleep with you<br /><br />MdF - Hopefully it never happens again.IT IS ALLYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-65327347940035301232009-09-16T09:13:09.389+12:002009-09-16T09:13:09.389+12:00This is too painful. Hysterical, but too too painf...This is too painful. Hysterical, but too too painfully true.Madame DeFargehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08172239340844485940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-47130313385401781912009-09-15T20:36:59.424+12:002009-09-15T20:36:59.424+12:00Shamelessly stolen from the "funniest things ...Shamelessly stolen from the "funniest things said during sex thread on Reddit":<br /><br /><i>"Mid way through I ripped a good fart. We were a new couple at the time so it was either apologize or go with it.<br />I went for it and yelled TURBO BOOST!!! Had to pause for a bit though for her to catch her breath."</i><br /><br />I may have to remember this for next timeJoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15639186178237969660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-34795083137900609722009-09-15T19:38:56.359+12:002009-09-15T19:38:56.359+12:00Oh dear. That really was very unfortunate, for all...Oh dear. That really was very unfortunate, for all involved! Ew.Hollyhttp://adventuresofholly.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-85995516268698304242009-09-15T19:37:55.782+12:002009-09-15T19:37:55.782+12:00My eyes!! Oh my god, my eyes are watering just re...My eyes!! Oh my god, my eyes are watering just reading this post.tennysoneehemingwayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10999047427848122510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-36788460293991655242009-09-15T11:21:14.661+12:002009-09-15T11:21:14.661+12:00Fire is the only way. A candle held as close as p...Fire is the only way. A candle held as close as possible to the offending bum. You could ring her with candles next time, claim Gaia told you in a dream.jummy teenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-3964828839366822222009-09-15T10:38:12.122+12:002009-09-15T10:38:12.122+12:00Composition of flatus gases
Nitrogen, the main co...Composition of flatus gases<br /><br />Nitrogen, the main constituent of air, is the primary gas released during flatulence, along with carbon dioxide, which is present in higher quantities in those who drink carbonated beverages regularly. The lesser component gases methane and hydrogen are flammable, and so flatus containing adequate amounts of these can be ignited. However, not all humans produce flatus that contains methane...The gas released during a flatus event frequently has an unpleasant odor which mainly results from low molecular weight fatty acids, such as butyric acid, (rancid butter smell) and reduced sulphur compounds, such as hydrogen sulphide (rotten egg smell) and carbonyl sulphide. All of these components are the result of protein breakdown... Such odor can also be caused by the presence of large numbers of microflora bacteria and/or the presence of faeces in the rectum.<br /><br />The major components of the flatus, which are odorless, by percentage are:[2]<br /><br /> * Nitrogen - 20% - 90%<br /> * Hydrogen - 0% - 50%<br /> * Carbon Dioxide - 10% - 30%<br /> * Oxygen - 0% - 10%<br /> * Methane - 0% - 10%<br /><br />- Wikipedia<br /><br />Well there you go.... This knowledge makes farts seem even more gross - the smell is those chemicals going up your nose and interacting with the receptor proteins.<br /><br />EwwwwJoshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-77266169188663467232009-09-15T07:23:33.864+12:002009-09-15T07:23:33.864+12:00all I could taste was fart
I feel like you went t...<i>all I could taste was fart</i><br /><br />I feel like you went through this torture just for me.. You know how I love toilet humour.<br /><br />Am still chuckling now.<br /><br />Thank you.<br /><br />wv=codmi. Something someone says when they need to snap out of it. The correct response is to slap them round the face with a cold, wet cod.Bagladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03997388396773480963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-4502544545420613042009-09-15T03:10:40.849+12:002009-09-15T03:10:40.849+12:00This had me in stitches!
"I didn't reall...This had me in stitches!<br /><br />"I didn't really want to ask who was responsible in case it was a paraplegic like last time so I just sat down?" - dare we ask?!<br /><br />And why is it that we can quite happily bathe in our own aroma of fart yet despise others?Chris Goochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14634227282244052213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-12821213251932057072009-09-15T01:54:04.897+12:002009-09-15T01:54:04.897+12:00That is the one of the reasons I hated working in ...That is the one of the reasons I hated working in cubicles. Now that I have an office I thought, "There's no way in hell anyone can gas me out of my own office."<br /><br />Riiiight. <br /><br />My boss comes to my office to play her ass symphony. She swears it's a coincidence and not on purpose. But she's a dirty liar.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-13525734007696416102009-09-14T23:43:19.163+12:002009-09-14T23:43:19.163+12:00Oh dear... this is incredibly coincidental! Someon...Oh dear... this is incredibly coincidental! Someone at my work today dropped a really nasty one, and it lingered for an impressively long time. It must take guts (no pun intended) to sit there all day farting with everyone knowing it's you.<br /><br />Ah, fart stories. They never get old.Jamesnoreply@blogger.com