tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post6200456118043286808..comments2024-03-28T14:32:11.095+13:00Comments on today is my birthday!: Fouling the NestIT IS ALLYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-29098909927227953912010-03-25T15:42:55.523+13:002010-03-25T15:42:55.523+13:00Interesting post, especially as it was the first o...Interesting post, especially as it was the first of yours I have ever read. I can confirm I will be back for more. <br /><br />I would definitely poo in the garden if the need was there, and as the owner of three very large dogs I'm pretty sure I could pass it off as one of their own. Can't say I've ever had the need to poo in my garden though.<br /><br />I did go for an early morning run in a posh part of London once and discover I had explosive diarrhoea which necessitated a wee clean up round the back of a very posh apartment block and an awkward moment or two when I returned to my host's top floor flat...<br /><br />Do you really want to know all this? Too late.<br /><br />On a related note I did throw up into my undies once while doing a poo in the head, on a ferry, in rough seas. Try getting out of that one without exposing yourself to other passengers.meccanicanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-23428156364457225882010-03-23T16:47:33.242+13:002010-03-23T16:47:33.242+13:00I have peed in many a place, and perhaps I shouldn...I have peed in many a place, and perhaps I shouldn't admit this, but I was little, so - I have pooed in the sea. So if I really had to... yeah, probably.Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11764652622711616233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-74124826572928000842010-03-21T14:23:25.846+13:002010-03-21T14:23:25.846+13:00Joff, Michelle - Well, I consider my job is to pro...Joff, Michelle - Well, I consider my job is to provoke thought. About crap.<br /><br />Helga - I think I would like you in real life.<br /><br />Mrs L. - Hahaha! No, but I'm pretty sure it would catch on.<br /><br />kat - No underwear and you're wearing a skirt. I say that because with you it is the most likely scenario (statistically)<br /><br />Posie - I don't have many readers who are children. I hope. Man, I miss the days of crapping where you like!<br /><br />Amy - Yeah. I've peed in gardens not belonging to me. Have also, in my drunken youth, peed on my own foot :(<br /><br />ow1 - I write your name like that because it looks like OWL and they are wise, like you.<br /><br />Leslie - AHAHAHAHA. Best story ever.<br /><br />chris - It's not that we ignore it, it's just that there's not one in the garden. Bring back the outhouse!<br /><br />Christine - I think your answer is the most sensible. <br /><br />Josh - I would not poo in the sea! Well. Off the side of a boat yes. While I was swimming in the sea NO. "I found a sea cucumber!!"IT IS ALLYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-37370211635625910402010-03-20T12:02:56.912+13:002010-03-20T12:02:56.912+13:00Would you poo in the sea? If nobody else was arou...Would you poo in the sea? If nobody else was around? Most of our poo ends up in the sea anyway and all the other animals do it...Joshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-52891079294396585082010-03-20T07:24:59.719+13:002010-03-20T07:24:59.719+13:00I may have to stop reading your blog at work. It&#...I may have to stop reading your blog at work. It's getting so DIRTY. <br /><br />Well, since I live in the wilds of Canada (Montreal = wild) I have had to pee outdoors in my life. I have not moved my bowels outside though, unless you count horrible outhouses, which kind of make the whole "behind a bush" thing pretty attractive. I can't imagine a scenerio where going in your clothes would be better than squatting behind a tree. And now I'm going to stop thinking about it altogether.Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11648376153670383647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-22023207442300011562010-03-19T12:47:11.447+13:002010-03-19T12:47:11.447+13:00Mrs L,there is a charming pastime here that sounds...Mrs L,there is a charming pastime here that sounds similar to leaving a steaming pile on the stoop.It is called "A shit in a box"The idea is to dump the steaming pile into a box,put it on the stoop(or step,we would prob call it)set it on fire and ring the doorbell.The recipient usually,upon opening the door,stamps frantically on the flaming box to put it out,and gets steaming poop all over their foot!Too juvenile for words,but most pleasurable,I would imagine.I have never done this,by the way.But there is always a first time......Helgahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06746988714522496958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-7141286150498005992010-03-19T12:24:54.606+13:002010-03-19T12:24:54.606+13:00Honestly you people. Thomas Crapper invents* a per...Honestly you people. Thomas Crapper invents* a perfectly good device and you just ignore it. (See his biography <i>Flushed With Pride: The Story of Thomas Crapper</i>) in all good libraries). *Well, he improved it anyway. Jobs in the porcelain and Toilet Duck industries are at stake here.Chris Reeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10152910879307366272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-25648101952784801282010-03-19T11:48:16.365+13:002010-03-19T11:48:16.365+13:00I remember a time in youth group a strange girl ha...I remember a time in youth group a strange girl had pooed in the corner of the bathroom stall. We couldn't figure out why she didnt just use the actual toilet. The peeing part tho, I think is easier to get away with. I have a had to go along the side of the interstate once while v. drunk and scraped my bottom on the retaining wall.. not fun the next day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-27063782267220320222010-03-19T02:24:59.210+13:002010-03-19T02:24:59.210+13:00Being the clumsy sort I could never pee outside, w...Being the clumsy sort I could never pee outside, which of course means I couldn't poo outside either. I'll leave it at that.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-80677793858024452702010-03-18T22:24:36.779+13:002010-03-18T22:24:36.779+13:00I can't stop laughing. I would totally pee in ...I can't stop laughing. I would totally pee in my garden, and in my drunken youth probably peed in other people's gardens. Not sure about poo, though.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03645163533619450071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-34949496638468218652010-03-18T21:07:12.310+13:002010-03-18T21:07:12.310+13:00Clearly you didn't ask any children here!! I ...Clearly you didn't ask any children here!! I met a lady who was toilet training her twin boys & they got confused with 'potty training' & they considered plant pots were part of potty training, close but no cigar boys!! Their mother found many a poo in the pots, even uprooted pot plants!! Love Posieposie blogs Jennie McClellandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07422068499429667636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-81985129606839287892010-03-18T16:46:12.601+13:002010-03-18T16:46:12.601+13:00pooing in the garden is disgusting.
however if it...pooing in the garden is disgusting.<br /><br />however if it is between that craping my pants I consider it depending on the answers to these questions.<br /><br />(a) how long will i have to wait to change?<br /><br />(b) i am wearing underwear?apple cheeked, potato shaped girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01659169208095910855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-50093080546106488042010-03-18T16:41:55.498+13:002010-03-18T16:41:55.498+13:00Do those of you out New Zealand way enjoy the char...Do those of you out New Zealand way enjoy the charming pastime of teepeeing someone's trees? As part of the ritual, from time to time, a steaming pile of poop may be left on the stoop.Mrs. Lhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16582230399160973531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-3611410047650878282010-03-18T15:25:35.966+13:002010-03-18T15:25:35.966+13:00I have,in fact,pooped in my garden,off the end of ...I have,in fact,pooped in my garden,off the end of a boat in Egypt,under a tree in a park in Geraldine,and on a trampoline,amongst others.Pooping is as natural as breathing!!<br />So there.Helgahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06746988714522496958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-68714888089193976522010-03-18T13:23:39.331+13:002010-03-18T13:23:39.331+13:00I'm with Joff... and this post is so thought-p...I'm with Joff... and this post is so thought-provoking I have go away for a bit and think about it.<br /><br />(And to clarify - I am definately <i>not</i> testing your theory)<br /><br />wv. thsgre - totally plagarising from Joff - text speak for those too lazy to write "this is great"Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13785768054773074895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-12380124916358478122010-03-18T13:08:48.392+13:002010-03-18T13:08:48.392+13:00As a guy, the entire world is our urinal.. all we ...As a guy, the entire world is our urinal.. all we need is a vertical surface to go against (or a horizontal one, we're not fussy).<br /><br />Not even gonna talk about garden poops, there <i>is</i> definitely something about too much information..<br /><br />vw: lathr - scrubbing yourself with bodywash for the Web 2.0 generation<br /><br />(also damn you for making posts so compelling, I have to comment)Joffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15639186178237969660noreply@blogger.com