tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post8517520361228088378..comments2024-03-28T14:32:11.095+13:00Comments on today is my birthday!: ELEPHANTÉIT IS ALLYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-51189441809260479842010-05-15T13:21:08.946+12:002010-05-15T13:21:08.946+12:00ow1 - Guard elephants! Gardening guard elephants!...ow1 - Guard elephants! Gardening guard elephants!<br /><br />Jess - Hello and thank you for reading! That's what this blog is about. Making dreams come true every day.<br /><br />Amie - Fainting goats are so cool! Thank you for bringing those to my attention!<br /><br />Jo - Yes! Wellington for all! Actually I'm kind of getting over my Wellington obsession :(<br /><br />Bored@W - One does not 'claim' a miniature elephant. One goes on the waitlist to purchase one.<br /><br />Pegasus - Did not think about herd behaviour. I guess eventually every apartment block will have an elephant creche where they can all hang out together.<br /><br />Michelle - I know! The more you think about it the more sense it makes.<br /><br />ElephantGrrrl - I would be ok with a bad-tempered, sneezing elephant<br /><br />Amy - damn, I thought I was the first! I love that we used the same stock cute elephant photo though<br /><br />Josh - Let us hope she is right.<br /><br />Phil - AHAHAHAHA. AwesomeIT IS ALLYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-30848237287904326812010-05-15T13:05:56.967+12:002010-05-15T13:05:56.967+12:00But then everyone will ignore them if they're ...But then everyone will ignore them if they're in the living room :-<Philhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13844770989707493644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-68816039776878149652010-05-14T08:03:27.367+12:002010-05-14T08:03:27.367+12:00I have a friend in my biochem class that is utterl...I have a friend in my biochem class that is utterly convinced that she will one day be able to make tiny little animalsJoshnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-24212207024892734852010-05-13T11:57:18.534+12:002010-05-13T11:57:18.534+12:00You are not alone in your desire of miniature (or ...You are not alone in your desire of miniature (or puppy sized) elephants. This author is slightly obsessed with them and one of his fans wrote a song about tiny elephants.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5hZ0eT9Zk<br /><br />Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbizVEdL3yAAmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03645163533619450071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-70700196903131645752010-05-13T09:37:41.044+12:002010-05-13T09:37:41.044+12:00There was a pocket elephant in the original Jurass...There was a pocket elephant in the original Jurassic Park book...as I recall it had a bad temperment and sneezed a lot.ElephantGrrrlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-43286978884382981032010-05-13T08:45:38.272+12:002010-05-13T08:45:38.272+12:00You know, when I first started reading this I thou...You know, when I first started reading this I thought "What a load of crap. How implausable." But now that I've read the whole post I am totally on board with this! I have this picture stuck in my head of Paris Hilton mincing along on her stilettos with an elephante on a leash, wearing one of those knitted coats with diamantes on it, trotting along at her side.<br /><br />You're really on to something here, Ally. <br /><br />wv: dedishas: spongy variety of elephante turd commonly used as a wrist adornment for catwalk models.Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13785768054773074895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-87485842155252034162010-05-13T07:55:48.736+12:002010-05-13T07:55:48.736+12:00How do the Elephants feel about all this? It sound...How do the Elephants feel about all this? It sounds worse than being a circus Elephant! You have shrunk them made them do trivial tasks and used them to entertain friends. Also elephants like to live in herds as a group and they are pretty good at knocking things over, so look out for stampeding Elephants through the house.PegasusNZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15429689921403065355noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-11066354509046054642010-05-13T05:47:05.278+12:002010-05-13T05:47:05.278+12:00When I was a kid there were commercials about hous...When I was a kid there were commercials about house hippos. But they were considered more like vermin, less like pets. I like this elephant business a whole lot better. When you have a litter (are they elephant litters? no idea) I would like to claim one. I shall call him Rupert.The Job Snobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17289083812526704771noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-66091122251171336362010-05-13T05:14:37.224+12:002010-05-13T05:14:37.224+12:00hilarious. I want one. Oh and by the way I believe...hilarious. I want one. Oh and by the way I believe your blog has biased undertones, when I went to post this comment the security "type what you see here" word was "welygoer." Are you trying to convert us to Wellingtonism?? I'm watching you!!Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17531711522651087638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-5097119241696157692010-05-13T03:45:32.150+12:002010-05-13T03:45:32.150+12:00I can't even start to describe how badly I wan...I can't even start to describe how badly I want a miniature elephant. More even than a teacup pig. Or a fainting goat. Have you seen them? Because they're fucking incredible. But I NEEEED a purse elephant. Now.Amiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00721719249825538218noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-46507015843850018882010-05-13T02:11:56.758+12:002010-05-13T02:11:56.758+12:00Hi Ally,
I'm a new reader, and I feel that fat...Hi Ally,<br />I'm a new reader, and I feel that fate has intervened to bring me into your blogworld at exactly the right time. Just last night I was discussing how lovely it would be to have a pet elephant, but alas, also impractical. Now thanks to you, I have hope that my future could indeed include a pint-sized pachyderm. Love the blog!Jess Butlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07276668314132923324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-44330465126802454062010-05-13T00:21:33.684+12:002010-05-13T00:21:33.684+12:00Hahaha. It's certainly original.
You could p...Hahaha. It's certainly original. <br /><br />You could put them to work in the garden watering the plants...or spraying neighborhood children when they get too close.Alysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05318995922395308120noreply@blogger.com