tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post8753551372841439274..comments2024-03-28T14:32:11.095+13:00Comments on today is my birthday!: 50 Shades of CrapIT IS ALLYhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07854190246186613066noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-84834260009608674572012-08-16T22:22:20.262+12:002012-08-16T22:22:20.262+12:00Or if Dan Brown tried to write erotica, even. Appa...Or if Dan Brown tried to write erotica, even. Apparently my brain was all "heh heh heh, the book is a heavy object that's fallen over and Dan Brown has to right it", and my fingers carried on regardless.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869497960583041676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-40488335353052776942012-08-16T22:15:20.516+12:002012-08-16T22:15:20.516+12:00For some reason that reminds me of your Mills and ...For some reason that reminds me of your Mills and Boon attempt. With pirates! Which was hilarious and totally whups 50 types of crap out of... I've already forgotten the title of the book you're writing about. I think if Dan Brown tried to right erotica, that's what he'd end up with *shudders*<br /><br />@50ShedsOfGrey is great fun to read, too (and with that typical Kiwi slant).Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869497960583041676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-77880490110579698652012-08-01T23:01:25.927+12:002012-08-01T23:01:25.927+12:00The only good thing about 50 shades of crap is the...The only good thing about 50 shades of crap is the twitter parody accounts. My fave is '50 shades of Andy Gray'. Andy Gray is an ex-football pundit, massive sleaze and was fired from Sky Sports for making sexist comments to the laydeez. 50 shades of Andy Gray can be enjoyed here: http://twitter.com/@50SOAndyGray<br />It is funnier if you've seen him live or have mild knowledge of British football, but it's funny anyway. And probably better written than the book, which I refuse to read.sophie rosalindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13210319894612534668noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-3305923649034295202012-08-01T22:49:03.333+12:002012-08-01T22:49:03.333+12:00"Tumescent" http://25.media.tumblr.com/t..."Tumescent" http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfgkm2LFoF1qf8rh9o1_500.jpg<br /><br />Must work out how to use "on the right side of Mildred" in day-to-day conversation.hungryandfrozenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01077401868108124070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-25797792051937749812012-08-01T22:47:03.847+12:002012-08-01T22:47:03.847+12:00I ran into one of my former school teachers the ot...I ran into one of my former school teachers the other day, and when I told her some of my books had been published, she asked if they were like the Fifty Shades of Grey books. I write picture books for preschoolers, and my nickname is Ridiculously Naive Girl. Erotica written by me would just be depressing.Helen Vivienne Fletcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06059823326006132466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12751012.post-11804479683896347512012-08-01T22:19:35.864+12:002012-08-01T22:19:35.864+12:00Oh my god. I had to google it, but it is, it's...Oh my god. I had to google it, but it is, it's a real book.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911606744887152262noreply@blogger.com