Hello everyone!  That title will make sense later. This week I cancelled a booty call because there were six beef and blue cheese sausages...

Hello everybody!  I have no new tinder tales, because I clocked tinder with a pun about a flamingo and now it has nothing more to offer me. ...

Note: if you are averse to the phrase "sea of pussy" then this is not the post for you.  Hello everyone!  In a move which will s...

Hello everyone.  Happy New Year.  Nothing to report except that it's really hot. Note: this changes later in the post when I remembered...

Hello it's me!  I hadn't blogged in AGES and I thought I probably should, because what if I die suddenly and my legacy is that terri...