* also the 'ass' and the 'tin'
I am meant to be packing everything I own into suitcases, making lists of what is in the suitcases, taking things to the Salvation Army and booking a ferry ticket.
Am I doing this? No, no I am not. I am sitting on the couch reading Internet comics. Not even very good Internet comics. My brain is refusing to acknowledge that I am moving cities on the day after tomorrow and that at some point before this packing will need to be done. Perhaps I will have a sandwich and see if I am any more inspired.
I am inspired! Hurrah! I am inspired to have another sandwich.