I got it!
Thanks in part to the good luck being sent my way and in part to my indestructible charm and good looks, I have been offered a permanent position in the classified advertising department of the paper. Current Economic Climate Affects Job Market my arse! Thanks for the good luck, everyone, it obviously tipped the balance in my favour.
Start on Monday!
In other news, I have a date with an air traffic controller (am gradually working my way up to pilots) later in the week, and another psychologist appointment on Friday, so you'll get to hear about those as well.
This is a short post because I have stuff to do, like celebrate good times c'mon, but wanted to say thanks for all the good wishes! And also, I rock.