So today at work we were super fucking busy (Thursday and Friday are always busy because the Saturday paper is large and everyone wants to be in it (not literally, although I can imagine someone waiting all week for the paper then opening it out and joyfully rolling about the floor in its sheets (what do you call a naked man in a pile of newspaper? Russell! He doesn't have to be naked but somehow it's funnier if he is))) and I spent most of my afternoon making a Lost Cat ad.
When most people lose their cats, they put in an ad that costs $14.81 and looks like this:
CAT, grey tabby, Burnside area. Ph 123-4567.
but my ad cost $414.76 and looked like this:
OMFG WHERE IS BASIL???!!