*properties which are not so good.
I never want to do a real estate ad ever again. Here are some misinterpretable treats from this morning's lot -
"A magical kitchen equipped with all the pleasures." - if you open the third drawer down a portal to Sexy Narnia (it's like regular Narnia, but... sexy) appears
"Super natural environment" - there is a ghost in the toilet! there is a ghost in the toilet!
"Great investment with an upside" - because everyone knows that, left to themselves, great investments kind of really suck
"[price] includes workshop, mature gardens, and picturesque views." - awesome! I thought the views were extra.
"Are you thinking of selling your bus?" - I don't even have a bus! I would like to sell my business, though
"Owners committed elsewhere" - I guess at least they haven't been committed on the property
"a magic garden to enjoy [...] come see- come sigh!" - "These mushrooms have absorbed the garden's magicness!"
"landscaped easy care grounds with a boundary of expanse space." - every week, there is one estate agent whose ads make NO SENSE. Today, it's this guy.
But now that the property deadline has passed, I can start getting properly excited about Wellington, and the bogan party! Will let you know how it goes. Fingers crossed I make it to the airport tonight, am going straight after work and if there are any hold ups then we are all going to be in trouble.
ps: To all those who have contacted me regarding John Mayer's most recent exploits, I have taken notice and will get to this later, maybe on Wiener Monday, maybe before.
pps: 80 followers! New record! Thank you!