Couldn't decide which of these was worse so I went with both.
Just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Apart from the blatant asshattery of this statement, has NC ever seen chickens making love? It's not very dignified. (Even less dignified, though, is duck sex - I grew up in the country and we had a duck and he shagged everything, including the rooster. I Googled that (actually I googled "Ducks nature's rapists?") and found a very educational article about a homosexual necrophiliac duck, which you can read here. Also, now every time I open youtube it suggests videos of animals fuckin'. Thanks youtube.)