Thursday, April 14, 2011

A hamsterblimp my head

This is a short wee post aimed at those of you who use Twitter, and also those of you who don't because what are saving the e-boats of the balls of barf?

I have discovered a fantastic thing called 'That can be my next tweet' which generates things you might like to say on Twitter, based on things you have said on Twitter before.

It thinks I am insane.

Its suggestions fall into three categories:

Sleeptalking
"Want all the little fingers! That's three whole breakfasts!"

"I need better friends. The wig is in the team until right now. Not even speak."

"Leonardo Da Vinci drew helicopters. Leonardo Da Vinci drew helicopters. Leonardo Da Vinci drew helicopters.
"

Deep Existential Questions
"What are saving the e-boats of the balls of barf?"
"Where are the helicopters ... do they swim around the little Google."


General Fucking Insanity
"I have a toddler. Sometimes I feel like debutante. Hahahahaha!"
"I like 'sausage.' We are so excited! Haha! A hamsterblimp my head.
"
"Makes gun with fingers. Points at your pants."

You should go and check it out right now.

Makes gun with fingers. Points at your pants.

8 comments:

Rachel said...

Isn't it just hilarious? I spent way too much time on it yesterday... It's latest for me is "Yes, you ready for guys in Catonsville, MD, I was measured. Your parents are the ninth doctor."

tennysoneehemingway said...

This is hilarious and I am going to check it out right now. Insanity indeed.

slommler said...

Talk about doublespeak!!! Too funny!!
That could give you one weeks worth of entertainment for sure!! Ha!
Hugs
SueAnn

apple cheeked, potato shaped girl said...

"I have a toddler. Sometimes I feel like debutante. Hahahahaha!"

"I like 'sausage.' We are so excited! Haha! A hamsterblimp my head."

"Makes gun with fingers. Points at your pants."

Umm...do I have to be the one to point our the obvious? that if you changed "I have a toddler" to "I am a toddler" these three are exactly the sort of thing you would say.

Don't worry about the insanity; that's why we love you :-)

apple cheeked, potato shaped girl said...

You ah well you going to take a kit kat. OR a cootie catcher and sex I'm sorry my hands on me!

Esmerelda said...

Almost done in chipmunk voice. Orange/green bias tie wins.

Angela@BeggingTheAnswer said...

How does one go about obtaining one of these hamsterblimps???? Theoretically, of course.

Also, I love your blog and have nominated you for a "Versatile Blogger" award. See my blog for details: http://beggingtheanswer.blogspot.com/

Cheers!

Murr Brewster said...

Oh man. This is almost worth getting on Twitter for. Not quite though. I'll have to settle for my spam folder for entertainment ("Is it noontime in your pants?")