I know you're just itching to hear what went horribly wrong, but we interrupt the scheduled programming with this breaking news: I have a Job! Telemarketing people (I know, ick, but it's well paid) called this morning. They said I had a great attitude and they'd like me to start Monday. Why do people always think I have a great attitude? I have an awful attitude. Is puzzling.
Anyway, I have a job. Yeah! Go me!