Because why should the descent into madness have to be unpleasant?
I'm not sure what I'm wearing there but I'm definitely shouting "Whee!"
(Also, swap 'Time' and 'Sanity' around. Then the graph will actually make sense. Sorry.)
Word of the day: retardis! Used to refer to someone who is far stupider than they appear.
You know, people who appear to have everything sorted and then you go out for a cigarette and when you come back they've eaten a glue stick, shredded the recycling and accidentally deleted your hard drive.
As in, "Jim made that enormous mistake? But he seems so....normal! I thought he had everything under control!" "Yeah. He's kind of a Retardis."
(If you're confused right now, google 'tardis'.)
My life is BORING. Apparently Fritos are awesome?