If Highland Cattle had instruments and Twitter they would be way better than the Jonas Brothers even though all of their songs would start with moo. I am about to prove this with a photoessay
Publicity shot for new minicow alternative dance punk outfit The Herd.
Young & frantic frontman Charlie.
Charlie's Twitter profile picture. He has 667,984 followers
Guitarist Adam's MySpace profile pic
Bonza, the drummer. Has 897,992 followers on Twitter but no-one knows why
Gunther is the bassist, do not fuck with him
I said DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM
last year he gored a paparazzo.
he is too legit to twit
cover art for the band's soon-to-be-released debut album, An Inconvenient Hoof.
In summary, fuck the Jonas Brothers* and bring on The Herd.
I wish they were a real band.
*but not actually 'cause they're underage