Saturday, May 16, 2009

no-one except me is going to find this amusing

If Highland Cattle had instruments and Twitter they would be way better than the Jonas Brothers even though all of their songs would start with moo. I am about to prove this with a photoessay

Publicity shot for new minicow alternative dance punk outfit The Herd.

Young & frantic frontman Charlie.

Charlie's Twitter profile picture. He has 667,984 followers

Guitarist Adam's MySpace profile pic

Bonza, the drummer. Has 897,992 followers on Twitter but no-one knows why

Gunther is the bassist, do not fuck with him


last year he gored a paparazzo.

he is too legit to twit

cover art for the band's soon-to-be-released debut album,
An Inconvenient Hoof.

In summary, fuck the Jonas Brothers* and bring on The Herd.

I wish they were a real band.

but not actually 'cause they're underage


KittyMeow said...

LOL I love highland cattle. My parents have a bull called Fergus at the winery.

IT IS ALLY said...

Haha, awesome! Fergus is a very suitable name

Holly said...

*meep* Wrong! I think it's amusing too!