no-one except me is going to find this amusing

If Highland Cattle had instruments and Twitter they would be way better than the Jonas Brothers even though all of their songs would start with moo. I am about to prove this with a photoessay


Publicity shot for new minicow alternative dance punk outfit The Herd.



Young & frantic frontman Charlie.



Charlie's Twitter profile picture. He has 667,984 followers



Guitarist Adam's MySpace profile pic



Bonza, the drummer. Has 897,992 followers on Twitter but no-one knows why



Gunther is the bassist, do not fuck with him



I said DO NOT FUCK WITH HIM

last year he gored a paparazzo.

he is too legit to twit




cover art for the band's soon-to-be-released debut album, An Inconvenient Hoof.


In summary, fuck the Jonas Brothers* and bring on The Herd.

I wish they were a real band.


*but not actually 'cause they're underage