NO U

Andrea and I are sitting in the same room, both on the internet. I am emailing Conor, and reading my book. Andrea is working. Then all of a sudden a Google chat window opens and this happens:

3:55 PM Andrea: what you doin?

me: I email conor, I read book. he emails me, I reply!

& so on

Andrea: aw

me: haha

Andrea: HI CONOR

HOW R U

3:56 PM me: ...

Andrea: R U GOOD

me: hahahaha

Andrea: U DOIN STUFF?

I DOIN STUFF

me: he will be SO IMPRESSED WITH U

Andrea: I EATIN CHEESE

AND LAUGHIN

me: YYOU NOT EATIN CHEESE

I SEE YOU

NOT SEE CHEESE

Andrea: YOU LIE

YOU BIG LIE-ER

me: NO U

3:57 PM Andrea: LIE-ER

me: I'm going copy this entire conversation and send it to him

HA HA

Andrea: YOR FACE UGGLY

me: NO U!!!

Andrea: NO U YOR FACE HA HA

me: MY FACE ORSUM

Andrea: YORS

me: IN UR FACE

3:58 PM UR UGLI FACE

!

Andrea: U BIG FATTY

FATTY BOOM BOOM

me: U FATTIST

I TELL

Andrea: HOW CAN U TELL WHEN U SO FAT

me: YOU ALMOST AS FAT AS U MOMMA

U FAT TOO

Andrea: 2 FAT FOR MOUTH WORKIN

me: U MOUTH FULL OF FAT

FATTY MOUTH

HA HA HA

Andrea: NO U

3:59 PM BIG UGGLY FACE FATTY MOUTH FAT FAT

SMELLY

me: BIG ARSE

BIT FAT ARSE

CAN SMELL YOU FROM HERE

Andrea: YOU SMELL LIKE WEASEL

me: SMELLS BADD

YOU SMELL LIKE STINK

STINK LIKE RUBBER

Andrea: NO U

U ARE TERRORIST I TELL

me: HA HA STINKY

WHAT DID YOU DO

DROP A TERRORIST FART BOMB

4:00 PM YOU RE TERRORIST

Andrea: U STINK EVEN ON MOOON

me: U SIZE OF MOOOON

HA HA HA

Andrea: I SMELL YOU FROM MOON

me: NO U

Andrea: YOR FACE LIKE BIG SMELLY MOON

OF CHEESE

me: LIKE YOR ASS

Andrea: LUMPY

me: LUMPY ARSE

LUMPY ARSE

HA HA HA

Andrea: U BIG FAT WEASELWOMAN

me: U HAV NO FRENDS

Andrea: U LIKE GUANO\

me: BECAUSE YOU STINK

U STINK LIKE GUANP

4:01 PM SO WHAT IF I LIKE GUANO I AM A BATFLY

Andrea: U SMELLY LIKE ARMPIT

me: EW

Andrea: ARMPIT OF CHEESE

me: NO U

Andrea: NO U

me: U ARE BUHOLE

BUMHOLE

Andrea: U ARE STINKY BUMHOLE DOIN BIG POOO

me: BIG GRUBBY BUM

NO U

Andrea: U BUMHOLE BUMWEASEL

BUMPOO

me: ME N CONOR HATE U

Andrea: POOWEASEL

4:02 PM me: SHITWIZARD

YOU ARE SHITWIZARD

Andrea: CONOR ALSO POOWEASEL

me: MADE OF SHIT AND NOT EVEN MAGIC

NO U

Andrea: U ARE POOWIZARD MADE OF POO WHO MAKES MAGIC POO

AND EATS POO

me: HA HA MY POO IS MAGIUC

Andrea: AND STINKS LIKE POOO

me: UR POO JUST BIG & STINKY

LIKE YOU

ALL STINKY

STINK STINK STINK

Andrea: U R A STINKY POO

STINKY GUANO POO

me: MAKES EVERYONE VOMIT WITH YOUR BUMHOLE STINK YOU POO

4:03 PM Andrea: NO U

me: THAT WAS TAUTOLOGOUS

Andrea: YOU SPEL BAD

me: YOU SMEL BAD

HA HA HA

Andrea: YOU SPEL LIKE POOSHIT

me: YOU LOOK FUNNY

FLK

Andrea: ALL FRIENS HATE U

me: UR PARNTS R CUZINS

4:04 PM UGLI CUZNS

U ARE UGLIER THAN MY CUXN

CUZN

Andrea: I DID YO MOMMA I AM YO DADDY

YO RETARDED BUT NOT FROM ME FROM YO MAMA

me: U LIE-ER

Andrea: HER GENES

me: NO U

FACE LIKE A GNOME

Andrea: I ALSO DID ALL YO CUZNS

THEY LIKED IT

me: NO U!

4:05 PM Andrea: U STINKY

STINKY WOMAN

me: U HORID

STINK LIKE A MAN

A MAN MADE OF SHIT

STINKY SHIT

Andrea: U STINK LIKE A NUN

OLD

me: YOU STINK LIKE RUBBER

NO U

Andrea: NO U

me: SMELL LIKE REST HOME

CATS AND URINE CATS AND URINE U R CRAZY CAT LASY

LADY

Andrea: SMELL LIKE BED PAN

me: HA HA HA

Andrea: U SMELL LIKE CATBUMHOLE

IS STINKY

4:06 PM me: UR MOUTH LOOK LIKE CAT BUM

AND POO COMES OUT OF IT

Andrea: UR MOUTH LOOK LIKE POO COMIN OUT OF CATBUM

me: STINKY ROTTEN POO

Andrea: OK I WORK NOW KTHXBAI

me: AND UR NOSE LOOK LIKE BABOON ARSE

Andrea: HAVE NICE DAY

me: U 2

OK BAIIIIII

Andrea: OK BAIIIII AND ALSO U STINK LIKE GIBBONS

me: NO U