*you know, just so that in case neither Date or Psychologist interest you you can go and read something else.
First things first (chronologically): Date with air traffic controller went well! Andrea has decided to refer to him as The Fat Controller, which although an unfortunate nickname (and an inaccurate one, as he is not fat) is a nickname which is probably going to stick.
TFC was late, apologised profusely, and then proceeded to ply me with alcohol and make inappropriate jokes. Obviously this went down well. We had dinner at a nice Thai restaurant - we decided to order dishes to share - how nice - and then I ordered a prawnful meal and TFC revealed that he does not like prawns. So I ate all the prawns! What a good date. Also, I managed to stick to my list of Things Not to Talk About on First Dates*, which has never happened before. There is going to be a second date. Whee, dating.
Speaking of second dates, I saw Karen the Psychologist again and she was much nicer. I think this might have had something to do with the fact that she'd just had a tooth out and was probably on ten million kinds of painkiller. Dope your psychologist! They're much more complimentary when they're high on codeine. Sadly, it wasn't as amusing as last time, so I'll spare you the breakdown.
Anyway Zach has beaten my previous high score at NetHack by about 50000 points so now I have an afternoon of serious game playing ahead of me. What a boring post - sorry. Will Try Harder.
*here is the list:
- dog hair mustache
- past drunken rampages, no matter how amusing
- farty exes
- blog, especially haiku