Thursday, September 10, 2009


Sorry about the lack of blog yesterday but I was playing NetHack to the value of 226,000 points and now I am AWESOME.

Also awesome: I spent a while yesterday fucking about with a Real Estate Agent Nigel's photo for his ad, and ended up sending him about 4 different versions. It took ages, but I enjoyed the tinkering around, and then he asked if it was OK for him to send all his big ads directly to me in future. Is it ok? I get a commission bonus. It is so far beyond OK. It is awesome.

This morning three other real estate agents from the same office rang my direct dial and said, "Hi, Ally! Nigel says that if we want photos in our ads we should talk to you." And now I do all their big ads as well. I love Nigel. I love him so, so much. My commission is going to kick ass.

If I videotaped myself dancing in my onesie and put it on YouTube, would you watch it?

And what song would I be dancing to? Hypothetically. (Please say Miley Cyrus.)


a cat of impossible colour said...

You and Nigel are so going to be an item. And have babies with ENORMOUS HEADS.

I think you should dance to "Baby Got Back.'

IT IS ALLY said...

Nigel is QUITE OLD


Also: excellent choice, but I feel the song may be a little big for me.

Tennyson ee Hemingway said...

Oh, I'd watch that. Dance to the Hannah Montana theme tune. It's perfect.

Brooke said...

I am not sure what NetHack is, but I know how excited my brother gets about Tetris hi-scores so I will assume it's in the same vein and say YAY!

I would totally watch that video. I vote for 'See You Again'. Because that song is awesome.

Zach said...

Please post a play-by-play breakdown of your NetHack score.


Gary said...

I would watch it only if there was a followup in Stirrup pants.

My song choice for the Onesie dance would be Malcolm McLaren 'Something's Jumpin' in Your Shirt'.

Working with Real Estate agents is one step closer to selling your soul. Well done you :)

Gary said...

Oh Click,

I only just got it, yourve already done it and your asking permission to unleash your guilty pleasure on the world.

Joff said...

Either Miley Cyrus or 'Priests of Sodom' by Cannibal Corpse. It's your choice ;)

Baglady said...

It would have to, er... Drama Queen by Danish Eurovision entry 2007 DQ.

Actually I think Eurovision could be a big deal for you.

wv=araligh. The word for when one cannot think of anything that a word verification word might me.

otherworldlyone said...

I don't know who Nigel is or what Nethack is...but I do know what commission is. Congrats. Money is power. Or is it knowledge?

If you dance to Miley Cyrus I think you're required to wear a wig...and wigs make your head itch. Or so I'm told. What about Prince? He wears onesies.

Holly said...

LMFAO! Yes to Miley Cyrus...either that or Hi 5. That would be awesome.