Sorry about the lack of blog yesterday but I was playing NetHack to the value of 226,000 points and now I am AWESOME.
Also awesome: I spent a while yesterday fucking about with a Real Estate Agent Nigel's photo for his ad, and ended up sending him about 4 different versions. It took ages, but I enjoyed the tinkering around, and then he asked if it was OK for him to send all his big ads directly to me in future. Is it ok? I get a commission bonus. It is so far beyond OK. It is awesome.
This morning three other real estate agents from the same office rang my direct dial and said, "Hi, Ally! Nigel says that if we want photos in our ads we should talk to you." And now I do all their big ads as well. I love Nigel. I love him so, so much. My commission is going to kick ass.
If I videotaped myself dancing in my onesie and put it on YouTube, would you watch it?
And what song would I be dancing to? Hypothetically. (Please say Miley Cyrus.)