Here are my three favourite non-news headlines of the day:
"Jennifer Lopez Falls on Butt" - in which Jennifer Lopez falls on her butt.
"Icebergs may threaten shipping" - No! Really?
"Tintin In the Can" - Oh, so that's where he is.
Nothing else to report - busy day wurkn, no time fo' blogn - except that I have a question about porn. How do they cast the actors? Do they hold auditions? 'cause that would be an amusing social situation. "I'm sorry, Harry, you and Jenna just don't have the right... fit."
NO. I am not going to a porn casting just to amuse you guys. The nudist camp was bad enough.