Bear Guitar

India's last dancing bear has been freed! He no longer has to dance, smoke cigarettes, or play an imaginary guitar. I was going to write about how nice that is but then I made this:

AND THIS BEAR YOU CANNOT CHAI-AIN

and now everything I write seems kind of second-rate.

Wellington people: I'm going to be there from the 14th to the 17th Jan. Brace yourselves.