I have a job interview today - still at the paper, still in advertising, but looking after corporate real estate clients. I have about a 10% chance of getting it (the job is a little big for me in that it is a Grown Up job and I am a five-year-old), but I am wearing my lucky undies (they have turtles on them!) and Dad is 'crossing everything - makes it hard to have a shower', so I think that should bring it up to about 15%.
It would be nice if you could cross something on my behalf, even though if I actually did get the job I would panic and have no idea what I was doing but hey, it would be nice to flail about in a new environment.
If I did get it, there would be less of this:
And more of this:
Attendees at the 49th Annual Douchebag Convention
EDIT: Just spoke to a real estate agent.
"I want to have a small dark dot in front of each new statement."
Maybe I could look after a bunch of real estate agents after all.