Last night our family watched a movie called Dust. It was not very good even though it had both Faramir and the B-listier Fiennes brother in it (or maybe that was why). There was a lot of gratuitous nudity - so much so, in fact, that by the time we were halfway through the movie there was a game of Boob! underway (it's like Horse in that every time you see one you shout, and if you are the first person to shout, you get a point).
Best moment of the film was when a group of conquering troops arrived in the town with the severed head of a rebel leader, and out of the town came a man with one of these
mounted on a tripod.
One of my family members got over-excited and didn't think things through and shouted, "An accordion! On a stick!"
But it wasn't.