but so far it hasn't happened.
Other people do, though - members of the public. Which is why we have to confirm births with the mother and deaths with the funeral director (when a baby died on Shortland Street, about 4 people tried to put in death notices. What is wrong with people?) But all is not lost! For all those who have always wanted to see their name in print, please be aware that in order to run an engagement notices we only need the signature of one of the people getting engaged.
Also! I was never really into lolcats but I started fucking about while I was making that faux JM ad and now I kind of want to print this: