Wednesday, March 17, 2010

In porn, you walk alone

This morning the dude at the coffee shop saluted me! It was odd but awesome. I just walked in, like I do every morning, and he threw me a snappy salute then started making my coffee. I could totally get used to that.

However, now that I'm at work I'm having one of those days where you find yourself wondering if maybe you should just quit and become a porn star, but then I guess porn stars have bad days at work too: 'I couldn't find a park and ended up being late, and by the time I got in the office all the good vibrators were gone and I had to use a shitty ol' dildo and this weird pine-scented lube and I mentioned it to my Team Leader but she was all "Ally I can't deal with this right now I am meant to be in a meeting about taking it up the butt."' (Although I'm pretty sure that in porn there are no Team Leaders. Which totally sounds like a proverb.)

Also, apologies for lack of response to comments recently - comments still make my day*, I'm just kind of not really meant to be on the internet at work (the blogging process has become a rather nefarious one) - and until my laptop has been returned from the place-they-get-fixed-at (which, in my mind, looks like the kind of cavernous warehouse Indiana Jones would have a whip-fight in) I am comparatively internetless. Everything should be back to normal soon though, when laptop returns from its Great Adventure.

Have a good St Patrick's Day! I have a stupid rehearsal for my stupid band so I can't go stupid drinking. You can, though.

*not kidding

4 comments:

Amy said...

I laughed so hard at your description of porn bad day at the office.

Mrs. L said...

All this time I thought your clock guy was someone exotic and New Zealand-y, like a Maori warrior waiting for a bus, but, on closer look, I see that it's Wentworth Miller, Princeton grad, and former star of Prison Break, originally shot in CHICAGO. How across the ocean of you. Meanwhile, I'm having a small pillow hand stitched by an elderly woman with "In porn there are no Team Leaders."

otherworldlyone said...

I think you should turn the bad day at a porn office into one of your longer stories. Hilarious.

We had our St. Patty's festival this past weekend. All drinking has been accomplished.

Hope your computer comes back soon. Whip mark free.

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