We have several different cars available at work, and a couple of them are little Hyundais. They are my favourite of all the work cars to drive - not only are they parked in non-batshit-crazy spaces, they are fun to drive about, have decent radios and, when you turn off the engine without also turning off the lights they peep at you, like, "Hey, friend! Don't forget about me!"
I feel like they are on my side, unlike the Fords, which are dead set against me, and the Toyotas which you just can't trust not to go and back themselves into a wall or something.
I bet that when I go home at night the other cars - Toyotas and Fords - make fun of the Hyundais, because those guys are dicks.
p.s. I made my first sale today.