It's time to have a beer in the shower.
What, you've never had a beer in the shower? Oh man, you are missing out because it is awesome. Unlike having a cup of tea in the shower, which is weirdly unsatisfying (I think it's because the tea and the shower are roughly the same temperature and that is somehow gross), having a beer in the shower is one of those events that feels so instantly right that you wonder why no-one's publicised it before now. Like this:
This comic is called Purpose. From here.
Many things need fixing.
Shower beer fixes everything.
If you need me I will be in the bathroom enjoying my bits.
(I mean my beer in the shower. Maybe I shouldn't abbreviate that.)
p.s. It is also nice to eat Le Snaks in the shower, as long as you don't mind the crackers getting a touch soggy and the cheese - sorry, 'cheese' - going a bit melty (because of the steam).