*New. Not brand spanking as in spanked by a Nike endorsed paddle, although that would be a pretty good marketing tool. Why is there never any product placement in porn? Or maybe there is, and I just haven't seen it. I don't really watch a lot of porn. Feel free to enlighten me on this. Like, you know, "In Anal Babes III that is totally a Coke bottle!"
Hi everyone! I'm exhausted as because our offices are Unsafe due to the Great Christchurch You-Know-What (if you speak its name you invite another one) we have been moved to a temporary stable in Rangiora. Rangiora is a small town about half an hour out of Christchurch. I can't describe what it's like in words so here it is in pictures:
That's still not quite right but my point is that it is a small town and we are in a small office along with the small office's usual Rangiorian inhabitants (who have, to my surprise, been nothing but perfectly pleasant) and some other displaced people from my work (every so often you pop your head round a corner to see a designer, furtively creating, and they startle and run back to their woodland home and that moment of beauty is lost forever), and my colleagues, all of whom I am now heartily sick of.
So it's probably good that instead of having to churn out something witty and sparkling I can direct you to this, my brand new blog!
Don't worry. It's not replacing this blog. This blog is still my main blog, because I am allowed to swear in it*, but I'll be updating at New Blog a couple of times a week (I'll link to it here). If you need an analogy, I am totally still in love with this blog, I'm just posting at the other one a couple of times a week. She doesn't mean anything to me, baby. It's just text.
Tomorrow: Reviews! Wieners! Wiener reviews! Maybe.
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