And you know what else? Sometime in the depths of last night, I developed a wart on my knee, and that's just awesome because now no-one will ever love me. We all know that people who have a little wart on their knee are to be SHUNNED and probably I shouldn't have told you but oh come on,
Mum says I shouldn't blog about the wart because "a wart isn't something to be proud of, Ally," and "no-one will be impressed," but I'm pretty sure she's just jealous that she doesn't have one. If anyone wants to buy my wart - I hear that is how you get rid of them (apart from, you know, modern medicine), you get someone to buy them and then they go away - please, be my guest. Bidding opens at $5 but there are no guarantees, this is not the Warehouse, if you end up without any warts of your own it is not my fault.
In summary, posts may be sporadic until Lapi - for that is the highly imaginative name I have given my godforsaken laptop - is back in action; please continue to love me despite the you-know-wha(r)t.
Also in summary:
13 comments:
My laptop = totally girlier than yours. All pink (even the keys and touchpad and such) with butterfly stickers on it. Fuck yeah.
Warts. I had a veruca on my foot when I was a kid, but nothing since. Good luck with that!
Also, if your warranty is only a week out they should still fix it.
Sorry about your laptop. Stupid warranties.
You could auction your wart on TradeMe for a Cheriddy - like um, Wart Awareness Week
I don't know if I should even talk to you. I don't want to catch it. It may end up on my nose. Yes yes...it would give me a spectacular costume for Halloween but then I would be stuck with it all year!
So good luck with your wart! Hope it fades away and don't share..!
Hugs
SueAnn
Booooooo. That sucks. I hope you feel less bear-like soon.
I had a wart on my thumb once. I made a good friend really angry when I showed it to him and accidentally waved it in his face. He was convinced it had made the leap and he would become a wartface. I'm really not a jerk.
Also, totally not kidding, the captcha for this comment is "wartb"!
ha ha, you have herpes on your knee!
Somebody, get that bear a guitar and quick!
no wait! google has shown me up for my terrible knowledge of STIs.
You have Human Papillomavirus on your knee!
Hmm, doesn't have quite the same ring..
Have you tried rubbing the wart on the trackpad?
Also - (inspired by a typing mistake I just made) maybe think of the wart as a new kind of art. W·art. All the cool kids go to w·art school. You are pushing the boundaries and the squares just don't get it it. But you have a great chance of getting a grant.
Breaking news: The Wart is not a bad thing. It is a sign that I am marked for greatness. It is the Wart of Destiny!
Raquel - Oh dear. Any laptop respect I may have had for you = gone.
Juli - That's ok! You didn't break it. I HOPE.
Phil - Yeah! WAW. Good idea. People would totally bid.
SueAnn - I'll try not to give you warts through the Internet!
Kristine - thank you! I hope to continue feeling bearlike, but in a good way. Powerful and hungry for salmon.
AnaDrea - Haha, wartface! I actually have no idea how they spread and, therefore, no idea who to blame.
Michelle - Bear Guitar! is unhappy with your herpes slur :( haha
Chris - No! But I will! Perhaps the wart is MAGICAL. hehe w-art
I have a wart as well, but it is on my big toe. I'm hoping it will fall off soon. Will you give me a bear hug?
Oh, and my word verification thing to post this comment is "worit" Coincidence, I think not!
Jackie - Yay, wart friend! Rejoice, for we are the Chosen Ones. Of course I will give you bear hug.
Man, the word verifications are just wartacular today. How do they know?
Thought of this inthe early hours of the morning - (god knows why)..
Ally saves ChCh by starting the annual Wearable Wart Awards!
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