Hello everyone! No news here except that I recently acquired a full-length mirror and it turns out that my naked bottom looks nothing like I thought it did. Frankly, I'm a bit disappointed. Might have to start doing some bummercizes.
Does anyone know any bummercises? (One British spelling and one American spelling, for fairness.) I spent about 2 minutes clenching my buttocks while watching TV this evening and all that happened was- wait, why am I telling you this story? Never mind.
It seems weird that one could be 23 (in fact almost 24, it is my birthday soon) and have such an incorrect idea of one's own rear end. Now I am buttockally insecure.
Quick, everyone, tell me I have a nice bum! I don't have a photo of it, but it looks like this one:
In un-bum-related news, the most terrible thing happened to me the other night. I was having a dream where I was at a party and ran into New Hot Guy from my work and, in this dream, he was madly in love with me and went in for a pash.
Did Dream Me seize the opportunity? No, Dream Me did not. Dream Me said, "Sorry, I've got a boyfriend" and went home.
God damn it, subconscious. I just cock-blocked myself.
On the plus side, I'm going to Christchurch this weekend for some family time (yay), some boyfriend time (yaaaaay) and some hardcore brass bandage* (yaaa- hmmm).
See you after!
*What does a tuba player need when he stubs his toe? A br- oh, fuck off.