It is iPhone or nothing and the screen is small and my fingers are big and it frustrates the CRAP out of me (figuratively speaking, but that would have been a better sentence and/or mental image if I was one of those people who doesn't know what 'literally' means) and usually after five minutes I throw my arms up in disgust, holding onto the iPhone as I do so because those things are not cheap, and go back to playing Oven Break and thinking idly about Christmas.
I hate not having constant internet access, it feels like having one arm tied behind my back. Communication-wise; it does not affect my balance. I just checked to see if having one arm behind my back actually affects my balance and the answer is "no, not really" but let's just pretend for the sake of that last sentence that it does.
I was going to say it feels like having no legs but that would be disrespectful to people who have no legs and
Speaking of, (socially unacceptable comments, not porn), one 3 News commenter just called another 3 News commenter a 'lying bag of turds'.
Ahhh, the glamorous world of media.
See you soooooooon.