Hello everyone! This is going to be a short post as my laptop charger is having some issues, the main one of which is that it's not charging anything, but I felt I had to let you know about the Five Nations Beef Alliance.
I thought the best Unnecessary Organisation of Foodstuffs was the New Zealand Egg Council, which sends delightful press releases with titles like "KIWIS REASSURED SIX EGGS PER WEEK IS OK" (I did not make that up and also, wow, that is a lot of eggs and also, I think they should have specified that in this scenario you eat the eggs) and have the happiest logo I have ever seen:
But then I got a press release from the Five Nations Beef Alliance, which is exactly what it sounds like: 5 nations (NZ, Australia, Canada, America and Mexico) united in the pursuit of... beef.
The release was something to do with young farmers and ranches but I was too taken with the concept of a gang of meatcentric superheroes to read it properly.
Sausages! Mince! Ribs! Steak! Jerky! Our powers combined, I am...
I am thinking of writing to the Five Nations Beef Alliance and offering them the use of Meatron as a mascot, but it will have to wait because my laptop is about to run out of power.
Apologies for short post, I hope you are all well and happy and eating your six weekly eggs (if you are a New Zealander, that is: the Council refused to speculate on the egg consumption capacity of other nations. Know your egg limits).
May the marinade be with you!