Ok so the lovely Holly (see link in sidebar as I can't be arsed working out how to put links in main body, sorry) did a, um, blog thing called 'Ask Holly,' where her readers left questions for her in the comments, and then she answered them in her next post. Watch as I now attempt to do the same thing!
Post me a question. Go on, anything. I promise I'll answer it.* Feel free to ask anonymously if you like - this is now doubling as a delurking post. Yes, you, you lurker! I see you lurch backwards in alarm at discarding your convenient cloak of anonymity - I've been there. We've all been there. Sometimes we even close the window. But tell me - I give you the very workings of my mind, the lustrous thoughts of my deepest brain innards! I give you my ART, and how often do I ask for something in return? BLOODY NEVER.
(I feel like a bad busker asking for money at the end of his show, except asking for posts, not money. Although if you'd like to give me some money that would also be nice.)
But anyway, hey you, with your reading and not-commenting! Get commenting. Go on, ask a question or something.
(No-one's going to do it now, are they.)
Special Note for Andrea: if it is this time tomorrow and there are NO QUESTIONS, (or even fewer than four), please leave several under different aliases, so I don't feel like a hideous failure. The rest of you - did you not read the 'Special Note for Andrea' part? Now I feel as if my tender pink underbelly is exposed. Metaphorically speaking.
*unless it's something I don't know the answer to, or don't feel like answering.