Now, here it is on me! (It was on me in that last one, too, but I cropped out my head because I was doing this weird squint.) Notice how totally kickass I look.
I'm still doing the weird squint, aren't I.
YEAH YEAH I'M A POSER IN A JUMPSUIT YOU LOVE IT
Also, there has been a small amount of negative feedback about some of the language used in my previous post, specifically the phrase 'sliming the banana.' It has come to my attention that some readers may have found this phrase offensive. If you are one of these readers,
*not actually sincere