Some photos from my holiday in Nelson.
Here is the obligatory nice view:
Isn't it nice.
Here I am, admiring the nice view and reading the paper. What a sexy hat I have!
I am totally chillaxing right now.
Did not know that photo was being taken or would have removed hat.
Here is what the nice view would look like if it was ON MARS:
it's easy you just select 'invert colours' and everything looks like you're on Mars
And finally, here is a nice view of the exact moment a carefully aimed snowball hit me right between the buttocks.