Friday, May 08, 2009

Oh, my dramatic life

OH NO friends a terrible thing has happened! There is no regular coffee! Only decaf. Go to the supermarket? If only it were so simple! I can't go to the supermarket, it is raining. Tried to talk my mother into going to supermarket but she said, "Why don't you just drink it without the caf?" "I need the caf!" I cried. "The caf gives me Zing!" She thought I already had sufficient Zing, peculiar woman. So I have made a plunger of De Caf and am pretending that it is Actual Caf in the hopes that this will have some kind of mild, zingy placebo effect. Will let you know.

48hours starts tonight at 7pm! I am excited. In fact the overall mood of this post is one of slight hyperactivity. I was slightly over-excited all day yesterday - Kate summed it up quite nicely by saying, "Going to the mall with you is like going to the mall with a small child. Funny, but sometimes embarrassing. I have to keep an eye on you." Reminded Kate that I can be Very Professional and Grown Up when the occasion demands it, but she was heavily skeptical.

I don't really have anything to blog about because I left my notebook of mad ideas at Andrea's by accident last night. Andrea, my thoughts are with you!

The last thing I wrote in my other notebook appears to be "Buzzy-bye for now!" which is a cheery farewell from the Buzzy Bee kids' TV show. Above that is written "WANTED SOIL." I do not remember why but I'm sure it was funny at the time.

Anyway, I am going to toddle over to Andrea's because I keep using !'s in inappropriate places.

Blog back on Monday, but in the meantime you may ponder this old saying:

Love in many, trust in few, but always paddle your own canoe.*

Buzzy-bye for now!


(I wonder if the adult film industry has made a movie called "XXXMen" yet? I am too scared to Google this Yes, they totally have. The tagline is 'Sexy Mutants are Coming.')


*canoe is probably metaphorical?

10 comments:

a cat of impossible colour said...

I have totally had the XXXMen thought before. I really want to watch that porno Alice in Wonderland musical!

Also, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA at the 'my thoughts are with you' comment. :D

NRT said...

I plan to paddle your canoe at the earliest opportunity.

a cat of impossible colour said...

EW EW EW GROSS

I FEEL DIRTY

Christina said...

XXXMen, lol. There's a saying that goes, "If you can think of it, there's porn of it on the internet". Like (for instance) thomas the tank engine porn. It really is there.

a cat of impossible colour said...

NRT IS TOTALLY FRASER I HAVE WORKED IT OUT I AM CLEVER

verification = volkabur, which is a drinking game played by Russian barge captains

a cat of impossible colour said...

FRASER FRASER FRASER

a cat of impossible colour said...

I AM SPARTACUS

IT IS ALLY said...

You are a nutter, is what you are

IT IS ALLY said...

ALSO IT IS TOTALLY NOT FRASER

NRT said...

What? What is a fraser? Who are you? What are you talking about? Spartacus?

wv="parti"