3BT, Reader Edition
- Zach* drew a bear tattoo for me! It looks like a sat-on dog, Zach. However, I'll let this slide because last night I had a dream that the two of us stole a Mini and went on a crime spree.
- Gary made a very good, buttock-tattoo-related point in the comments section yesterday. "Depending on which buttock the tattoo will reside on," said Gary, "that Bear will be coming in or out of hibernation." AHAHAHAHAHA.
- My impossibly coloured Bestfriend Andrea is back in the country on Tuesday! She has been on holiday for about 6 weeks and I have missed her terribly and can't wait for her to get home, especially as she has bought me a present.
And now, for three fucking irritating things.
1. An acquaintance keeps sending me text messages in the middle of the night in the hopes of getting a booty call in. This would be OK if I didn't have to sleep with the phone on full volume so that the alarm wakes me up in the morning . Quite frankly, I am sick of being woken up at stupid o'clock because someone's pocket rocket needs a socket. Especially as as far as they're concerned mine has one of those little plastic socket covers designed to keep children's fingers out of there. Metaphorically speaking.
2. I am having a really shitty run of NetHack luck. I keep dying in stupid ways. All day I have been starting off games really well only to die in a stupid way and it is fucking me off. I think I am under a curse. Maybe it is because I did not return that library book on time?
3. RESCINDED.
5 comments:
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Oh god. Hibernation. I will never watch Animal Planet the same way again. I want to make an inappropriate comment about icebergs and cracking but I can't quite make it work.
LOL @ the socket covers. Will now refer to those things as powerpoint chastity belts.
LMAO at the hibernation! That's...just a little disturbing!
As for the text messages, is there any way to mute the sound of incoming messages, but still have the alarm loud enough to wake you up?
Very intrigued as to what was rescinded. Also, yay, back on Tuesday! Woooo IN DA HOUSE sorry sorry I'll never say that again.
Oh, and my cellphone alarm still sounds when the phone is off. Might be worth experimenting to see if yours does too?
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