As I sat at my desk this morning, idly picking my nose with a paperclip, I realised that I am officially bored with my job. I want to have an Adventure. I thought of some other jobs I could do but they all seem to have downsides:
Pros: Lots of beaches & bitches; also cannot spend pay.
Cons: Would get bored. Also, imagine if you hated your workmates. They would ALWAYS BE THERE.
Cons: Requires extensive study.
Pros: Wouldn't have to do much.
Cons: Would get bored. Also, would be expected to attend society dinners and bear children. Probably both at the same time.
Pros: Well paid, no qualifications required, meet new people every day.
Cons: Not socially acceptable; annoys boyfriends.
Pros: Being a rock star.
Cons: Have no talent or money. I hear you need at least one.
BLAAAAAAH I think I'll run away and join the circus. But even that is denied me, because the circus school is in the centre of town, and that would become as mundane as everything else! I really need an adventure or soon I will EXPLODE.