22 More Sleeps

Yesterday I made an ad that the advertisers sent through in some kind of weird poetic format -

The role will require a high level of self-motivation, enthusiasm and a
Desire to succeed by building strong working relationships with clients
And colleagues alike.
The appointee will be capable of
Managing themselves as well as
Working with a team and be able to reach performance and sales targets
Applicants would also be prepared to schedule sales visits and travel
Throughout New Zealand marketing our product and service to existing
And prospective clients when necessary.
Ideally the successful applicant would preferably have a knowledge of the
Health food industry and have extensive experience in sales and in
Developing a sales team.

so I wrote my own ad:

For our busy office we require a
University graduate, with the
Capacity to work unassisted,
Knowledge of the industry and a
Natural rapport with both
Internal and external business contacts.
Great remuneration is offered to the right
Graduate. Those with
Experience in the industry and
Relevant qualifications
Should apply today
!

Real blog tomorrow.