Imagine how many people must sing along to the American Idol theme song at once - millions of people, sitting in front of their televisions, going "Booo-waaahhh"* in perfect unison! Terrifying thought. To say nothing of the hordes of people staring at the Dr. Phil intro and chanting, "I want you to get excited about your life!" Not that I watch those shows.
*da-dah da-dah da-dah da-dah booooWAAAAHHHH
Do you know what was good reality TV, back before reality TV was even that cool? Judge Judy. I still have trouble believing that she is a real judge because she looks like a Skeksis.
There was going to be some more ramble about reality TV here but I've gotten sidetracked by bad tattoos. Like this one. I can absolutely see how this happened:
BEERS BEERS BEERS BEERS
And this lady, who is apparently going to be pregnant from here on out:
And this chick who I guess just really hates doggy-style:
And I don't even really know what this is but I thought you should see it.
In other news, a friend's having a costume party where you go as a song title. People keep suggesting "Hooker With A Penis" but I am trying to be classy. Suggestions welcome.