Our dog, Charlie, is asleep on my bed. He is huge and covered in hair and I kind of really don't want him to be there but I haven't the heart to push him off. Also I think I just accidentally summed up how I deal with a lot of my relationships.
Can you guys cross your toes? I can't and I didn't know until a couple of days ago that you're meant to be able to. I was kind of worried that I was a freak because everyone I asked about it, including the girl in the coffee shop, can cross theirs but then a friend pointed out that being able to cross your toes is neither sexy* nor profitable and therefore I don't need to feel bad. He can cross his fucking toes though.
*unless you have a foot fetish, maybe? I try to be open-minded but I really don't get foot fetishes. Shoes yes, feet no. Feet are gross. Can't believe there is 'foot job' porn. But then I don't get Simpsons porn either so maybe I'm just too damn vanilla for this strange, sexy world.
Have you guys seen the movie Up? I watched it last night after hearing everyone go on about how awesome it was (except Zach who had some kind of problem with the talking dogs) and it was actually pretty awesome. I don't know if I'd watch it again and again and again but if you're looking for something to watch - especially if you have small children in tow - then it's better than Ice Age 3 or Shrek 4.5 or Toy Story: Redemption or whatever.
There is something really wrong about this image, it makes me glad to not be able to cross my toes. I think it's the background rug. I imagine all you foot fetishists are pretty excited right now.