Friday, June 04, 2010

The Good Day

Me, dashing through the office: "David! David! David david daviddaviddaviddavi-"
Boss, obviously busy: "What?"
Me, jumping up and down: "Someone booked into the feature! Someone just actually booked into the feature!"
Boss: "Well, that's good."
Me: "Yeah!"
Boss: "Get out of my office." He didn't actually say that but I'm pretty sure he was thinking it.

I love making sales. Not sure everyone else loves it though because I spend the rest of the day strutting about like I'm John Travolta but trying to look like "oh, I'm all humble, making sales doesn't turn me into a douchebag even slightly."

Then I bought a necklace you can write words on:


And on the bus on the way home, some kid mooned out the window. I don't care what you say, there's something special about someone sticking their butt out of a bus.

Have a good weekend, everyone!

EDIT: They didn't give me a C and now I can't make the word I wanted :(

11 comments:

apple cheeked, potato shaped girl said...

this is wank. this is shit. If there is a worst day in my life then this is it.

It's crap, proper pants, there is no life, there is no hope, there's no romance.

this is wank.

awesome necklace

IT IS ALLY said...

EXACTLY. Driving today I hit a pandaaaaa

a cat of impossible colour said...

There's no C?? That's shocking. You should complain to someone. MAYBE ME.

a cat of impossible colour said...

U R ORSUM NO U

IT IS ALLY said...

NO U ORSUM NO U!!

Do you know what is depressing? I went to a party tonight and it was full of cute hipster kids and I totally couldn't be bothered flirting with any of them even though they were totally available. So I went and had a wine with friends and went home. Still can't decide if this outcome is awesome or terrible. Am I getting old?

otherworldlyone said...

Even missing the "C", I like the concept. I could get into a lot of trouble with that necklace....

Know where I could get one?

Congrats on the sale.

IT IS ALLY said...

ow1 - email me you address & I'll send you one. FUR REALZ

slommler said...

Love the necklace and there is something "real" about a butt in the buses window.
And live without a "c" sucks!!
Hugs
SueAnn

uglygirl said...

Reminds me of a necklace I bought in New York that said "FUCK" in diamante-clad silver (not real silver). I lost it and I suspect that my mother found it and threw it out.

sleep500 said...

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IT IS ALLY said...

zach bro the word was 'fuck' have a little class