Me, dashing through the office: "David! David! David david daviddaviddaviddavi-"
Boss, obviously busy: "What?"
Me, jumping up and down: "Someone booked into the feature! Someone just actually booked into the feature!"
Boss: "Well, that's good."
Me: "Yeah!"
Boss: "Get out of my office." He didn't actually say that but I'm pretty sure he was thinking it.
I love making sales. Not sure everyone else loves it though because I spend the rest of the day strutting about like I'm John Travolta but trying to look like "oh, I'm all humble, making sales doesn't turn me into a douchebag even slightly."
Then I bought a necklace you can write words on:
Boss, obviously busy: "What?"
Me, jumping up and down: "Someone booked into the feature! Someone just actually booked into the feature!"
Boss: "Well, that's good."
Me: "Yeah!"
Boss: "Get out of my office." He didn't actually say that but I'm pretty sure he was thinking it.
I love making sales. Not sure everyone else loves it though because I spend the rest of the day strutting about like I'm John Travolta but trying to look like "oh, I'm all humble, making sales doesn't turn me into a douchebag even slightly."
Then I bought a necklace you can write words on:
And on the bus on the way home, some kid mooned out the window. I don't care what you say, there's something special about someone sticking their butt out of a bus.
Have a good weekend, everyone!
EDIT: They didn't give me a C and now I can't make the word I wanted :(
Have a good weekend, everyone!
EDIT: They didn't give me a C and now I can't make the word I wanted :(
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this is wank. this is shit. If there is a worst day in my life then this is it.
It's crap, proper pants, there is no life, there is no hope, there's no romance.
this is wank.
awesome necklace
EXACTLY. Driving today I hit a pandaaaaa
There's no C?? That's shocking. You should complain to someone. MAYBE ME.
U R ORSUM NO U
NO U ORSUM NO U!!
Do you know what is depressing? I went to a party tonight and it was full of cute hipster kids and I totally couldn't be bothered flirting with any of them even though they were totally available. So I went and had a wine with friends and went home. Still can't decide if this outcome is awesome or terrible. Am I getting old?
Even missing the "C", I like the concept. I could get into a lot of trouble with that necklace....
Know where I could get one?
Congrats on the sale.
ow1 - email me you address & I'll send you one. FUR REALZ
Love the necklace and there is something "real" about a butt in the buses window.
And live without a "c" sucks!!
Hugs
SueAnn
Reminds me of a necklace I bought in New York that said "FUCK" in diamante-clad silver (not real silver). I lost it and I suspect that my mother found it and threw it out.
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
zach bro the word was 'fuck' have a little class
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