This is the one day of the year where the title of this blog is accurate! It Is My Birthday! Yaaaaaay! So this won't be a long post because I have to go and get drunk.
I have had a fantastic day. I had flowers delivered to work. I got lovely presents from everyone. It is possible that I am slightly drunk already.
In upcoming blog events, I recently found out that my friend is shagging a porn star and oh my God I have so many questions. Luckily I am allowed to interview said friend and publish on here - so if you have any questions about pornstar shagging please direct them to the comments section, and I shall be sure to ask, and then we can all learn a little more about the New Zealand porn industry. I didn't even know we had a porn industry! How exciting. I really hope it has a governing body called porNZ.
I am also really hoping we are following the overseas trend of naming blue movies after existing, beige-coloured New Zealand classics. I'm pretty sure Lord of the Rings is a given, but here are some other iconic NZ movies that could translate well to porn.
Goodbye Pork Pie (renamed: Hello Pork Sword)
In My Father's Den (!!)
In conclusion, New Zealanders are perverts. Also in conclusion, today is my freaking birthday.