Contents: One Naked Person*

*You can buy a shirt with that on it from here. They also have shirts that say "I'd rather die terrified than live forever," and "Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome." When I am hugely famous and have merchandise, and by merchandise I mean coffee cups with Bear Guitar on them, that is where I will sell them even though I'm pretty sure e-commerce doesn't actually work like that but, whatever, I'll just have to revolutionize the industry.

I'm hungover today, and have mild drunk text guilt - you know when you wake up the next morning and go, "Everything is ruined forever!" even though probably it'll be fine. Just a little, you know.

Hawkward.

On the plus side, it is the weekend and I'm catching up with a couple of friends tonight and taking the dog out to the beach tomorrow, and those are both nice things to do.

Next week my boss is away on the Gold Coast so his boss, who normally works from a different office, will be coming in to keep an eye on us. Errant Holiday Boss (EHB) has left me a list of Things To Make Sure Don't Get Fucked Up,which is nice but with great power comes great responsibility and I'm slightly concerned that I will lose the list. On the plus side, I have the thrill of checking someone else's emails for a whole week.

The turtleicious thrill.

If you haven't visited my other spiritual home this week, you should go and do that! There was a post about the Supermarket, and a post in which I threatened to start my own newspaper and then wrote a bunch of highly accurate horoscopes.

Have a stunning weekend! Don't be like me and drink to excess on an empty tummy.


Oh alright then. Just this once.