Today, I trimmed the dog, which produced a large amount of dog hair. I could have chosen to donate this to puppies with alopecia or something but instead I did what any normal person would do. Made myself a Fu Manchu mustache. This is not very modest but man I am fucking awesome. Also I would look good with a mustache.
New Zealand's Next Top Model?
As dawn broke on the morning of the battle, Tarquin watched an eagle circle far above the encampment, and wondered if he would ever see his true love again.
"I know it seems rash," the King said, stroking his beard thoughtfully, "but I am tempted to send in the elephants regardless."
In other news, I have a date tonight (bleh). Am undecided on whether or not to remove the 'tache beforehand.