Thursday, March 26, 2009

Awesome

Today, I trimmed the dog, which produced a large amount of dog hair. I could have chosen to donate this to puppies with alopecia or something but instead I did what any normal person would do. Made myself a Fu Manchu mustache. This is not very modest but man I am fucking awesome. Also I would look good with a mustache.


New Zealand's Next Top Model?

As dawn broke on the morning of the battle, Tarquin watched an eagle circle far above the encampment, and wondered if he would ever see his true love again.


"I know it seems rash," the King said, stroking his beard thoughtfully, "but I am tempted to send in the elephants regardless."




In other news, I have a date tonight (bleh). Am undecided on whether or not to remove the 'tache beforehand.

24 comments:

a cat of impossible colour said...

Wow. Well. What can I say? I am impressed. Also, you need to get a more socially acceptable hobby.

Bucca said...

lmao awesome!

Fraser Dron said...

You appear to be both wise and dangerous.

Holly said...

HAHAHAH!! Awesome. I especially love the last photo. How did you stick it on?

IT IS ALLY said...

Andrea: this is one of my more socially acceptable hobbies, believe it or not.

Bucca: hehe yes! thank you for agreeing (and visiting)

Fraserdron (have decided your name is one word as it makes you sound like a Transformer): there is no 'appear to be,' I AM both wise and dangerous!

Holly: Sellotape! Of course :D

Fraser Dron said...

Also, FindSomeone is a festering, evil corporate scam... but I just reenabled my old profile on there in order to track down your profile and turn the tables on you! Thoughts:
1. Your profile lacks moustache pictures.
2. Everyone's grandmother is racist.

IT IS ALLY said...

Fraser - how flattering! Stalkerish, but flattering. Findsomeone is indeed a festering evil corporate scam that, interestingly, you seem to be a part of. Also, my grandmother is way more racist than yours.

Fraser Dron said...

Was part of. Even paid $30 for goldmembership once. Was not worth it.

My Grandmother once said "...as long as you don't marry a darkie".

IT IS ALLY said...

Ok, equal on the grandmothers. Mine's dead though, so I automatically win.

Fraser Dron said...

I suppose that's kind of strategic. Like the heavyweight champion of the world retiring before he gets beaten and has to give up the fancy belt.

Brooke said...

epic LOL!
Srsly, that made my day.

@ Fraser: o hai! Fancy seeing you here! (it's Brooke from ZLOWD btw, not some random who likes to talk to strangers in an over-familiar manner lol)

IT IS ALLY said...

Brooke - small world! Glad my mustache made your day. It totally made mine as well.

Fraser - yes! my heavyweight grandmother. Were you tempted to marry a darkie just to piss her off? Also it's totally impolite to look up people on findsomeone & not send them a smile.

Baglady said...

I don't have a moustache (thank heavens for bleach!) or a racist grandmother or membership of Findsomeone. I feel seriously left out.


menticop!

IT IS ALLY said...

Ah, but you did post the record-breaking comment! For number of comments left on my blog. Except now I'm usurping. It.

Also, you rock because you always post the word verification :D

Fraser Dron said...

Sorely tempted - although honestly I'm not sure Gran would notice; she forgot my name last time I visited.

I actually can't send you a 'smile'. I tried and got a screen demanding I pay $29.90. Apparently once you've been a goldmember you can't go back to being a regularmember.

IT IS ALLY said...

Yes. Also, you might give her a heart attack, and that would be embarrassing.

Tee hee, member! I am using 5 methods of online communication at once. I rock. It is a slow night

Baglady said...

I have nothing to add but the word verification word is doophoo. How cool is that?

Aaargh! I wasn't logged in properly and now it's rudse. how pants is that?

Baglady said...

I have put instructions on my blog for people to come and read this blog. They need to see your Ming the Merciless moustache. Need!

Chawkine. Is that a type of native American?

Mr London Street said...

You have broken my wrong-o-meter. Now I need to buy a replacement. Well done!

IT IS ALLY said...

Baglady: Yaaaay! Chawkine certainly sounds like the sort of thing you'd call a tribe.

Mr LS: I am the weird by which you calibrate your wrongometer.

Christina said...

Wow, that is truly an amazing mo. Maybe you should moonlight as a Khan who wears furry hats, rides a horse and invades cities with your barbarian horde? It would add a little punch to the everyday-ness of life.

K.Line said...

Ingenious!

IT IS ALLY said...

Christina: that's a great suggestion! Am trying to find a way to make it work, but can't think of- WAIT I WILL BE A SUPERHERO

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