Wednesday, June 16, 2010


I'm a bit sick at the moment - feeling grotty and keep falling asleep.
Luckily the Internet knows what to do when you are sick:

But I didn't do that, I just ignored the warning label about how much cold and flu medication you're meant to have at once and then I had a beer because whiskey is good for you when you're sick and, you know, potato potahto.

Anyway, here are my gifts to you: three blogs I am enjoying at the moment

Steam Me Up, Kid
- This blog is a recent discovery of mine and it is hilarious. It's sufficiently hilarious that I am a little worried about linking to it, so I offer you a deal: you should go and read it. But only if you come back again. And I'll... I'll have some sort of competition next week. And give away PRIZES. A pinata. I'll give away a pinata.

Cerebral Excrement - You should go and read this too. This is one of my favourite blogs because a) it's all haiku and b) it's funny and c) it's all haiku so the updates are short. I would still enjoy it if the updates were longer, but I subscribe to a lot of blogs and reading a whole post, especially a long one, is like eating a meal and even when the food is delicious there's a limit to how many meals you can eat in one sitting before you get kind of full, and sometimes you just want a snack and that is where this blog comes in. Posts are like tiny flavoursome rice crackers. Crunch.

Tooting Squared - Yet another good blog! This linkage has nothing to do with the fact that I won a prize here a couple of days ago. Nothing at all. It's actually more because she's going to Royal Ascot tomorrow (!!) and I thought maybe you guys might like to see how that works out. I want to see how it works out.

And here's a picture of Harry Potter in drag:

- so now you can all feel sick too. You're welcome. Crap yourself in a blanket.


otherworldlyone said...

Hope you feel better soon. I was under the weather yesterday, but coming up with dirty words for my letter necklace made me feel better, so thanks. (I'm still a bit hung up on 'mycuntrocks' though. So expressive.

Also, wearing a pair of the earrings today and have already have 2 compliments. Cheers (with your beer and my coffee).

Harry Potter in!

Salty Miss Jill said...

Crap yourself in a blanket? What the hell are you reading? Scat Times?

And I LOVES me some Steam Me Up Kid! Perfect cure for a bad mood.
Though I have to say, you are my favorite new blog discovery.

cerebral e said...

Well, I was going to comment because that ad is so awesome (did you know I am in the throes Physician training and I want to specialise in Geriatrics - true story)...and then I saw mememe being likened to a tiny flavoursome rice cracker! I haven't been this flattered by a food-related compliment since being told that my breasts are like self saucing puddings ( Thanks for the flipper slap.

cerebral e said...

Oops I forgot to say, "I hope you feel better soon." (See what a good doctor I am?)

Tooting Squared said...

Poor you. Hope you feel better soon. A double dose of Night Nurse and a beer is bound to help.

Thanks for the plug! Prize will be in the post tomorrow. Promise. Ok ... maybe the day after.

HP in drag. Wrong.

PS - am writing this whilst crapped in a duvet.

Phil said...

Cerebral e - crapping in an blanket is SOOO geriatrics!!

slommler said...

Yikes!! I have been blinded!!
Now I have this image in my head and it will be there forever. Thanks a lot!!!
I think I did crap in the blanket!!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Aw, feel better, and thank you!

Yeah, I'm gonna send you a photo of an ejaculating dragon wang dildo to pay you back for that Harry Potter shot.

*uncorked said...

Bummer - feel better soon!

Creative Larceny said...

Nice picks, thanks!

Phil said...

Get well soon!
Missin' ya blogs already

IT IS ALLY said...

ow1 - Thanks! I am back to full health now. Glad the earrings were appreciated! I wore a pair of mine and no-one said bloody anything, so maybe it's you :p

S.M.Jill - Hahaha, Scat Times. The magazine for the improvisational jazz singer

cE - No worries! Am all about the flipper slapping. Good luck with the geriatrics :/ blanketcrap will become your raison d'etre.

Tooting - you're welcome! Am glad you have taken blanket advice. I'm never quite sure what to crap myself in.

Phil - I know! Poor cE. And thank you for advice - I have taken it and become better.

SueAnn - Hahaha! I hope you didn't. Next week: Hermione with a mustache.

Steamy - Totally already seen one. So there.

V - Thanks! Better now :)

CL - More than welcome! Sharing is caring, etc.

Mystica said...

Aw what did you do topoor Harry!

IT IS ALLY said...

Mystica - he loves it.