Sick

I'm a bit sick at the moment - feeling grotty and keep falling asleep.
Luckily the Internet knows what to do when you are sick:


But I didn't do that, I just ignored the warning label about how much cold and flu medication you're meant to have at once and then I had a beer because whiskey is good for you when you're sick and, you know, potato potahto.

Anyway, here are my gifts to you: three blogs I am enjoying at the moment

Steam Me Up, Kid - This blog is a recent discovery of mine and it is hilarious. It's sufficiently hilarious that I am a little worried about linking to it, so I offer you a deal: you should go and read it. But only if you come back again. And I'll... I'll have some sort of competition next week. And give away PRIZES. A pinata. I'll give away a pinata.

Cerebral Excrement - You should go and read this too. This is one of my favourite blogs because a) it's all haiku and b) it's funny and c) it's all haiku so the updates are short. I would still enjoy it if the updates were longer, but I subscribe to a lot of blogs and reading a whole post, especially a long one, is like eating a meal and even when the food is delicious there's a limit to how many meals you can eat in one sitting before you get kind of full, and sometimes you just want a snack and that is where this blog comes in. Posts are like tiny flavoursome rice crackers. Crunch.

Tooting Squared - Yet another good blog! This linkage has nothing to do with the fact that I won a prize here a couple of days ago. Nothing at all. It's actually more because she's going to Royal Ascot tomorrow (!!) and I thought maybe you guys might like to see how that works out. I want to see how it works out.

And here's a picture of Harry Potter in drag:

- so now you can all feel sick too. You're welcome. Crap yourself in a blanket.